An incomplete list of familiar sensations that we don’t so often pause to appreciate. It was fun trying to put deliberate thought into such subtleties. Here are a few.
1. The chilling twitches and shivers down your spine when your body tries to cope with the sudden loss of heat following the discharge of a golden fountain into a porcelain bowl.
2. The way your eyes melt and your nose implodes with swarming tension because you need just that one more dust particle to sneeze.
3. The volcanic eruption of concentrated lemon fluid that occurs when a certain small red dome is squeezed.
4. The way slime, snot and bacteria would caress the back of your throat every time you inhale a little too hard and swallow without much thought.
5. The way panic compels your body to manoeuvre around the house ten times faster than normal when you wake up five minutes before you need to leave the house.
6. The way certain death sends you back to sleep for a little while more before causing your body to manoeuvre around the house ten times faster than normal when you wake up forty-five minutes after you need to leave the house.
7. The default lethargy on days when there’s PE.
8. Peace after war in your abdomen after you find out it was actually just a really long and smelly fart that you needed, not without sweat though.
9. The denial of it, which may be the most convincing act people will ever see you perform.
10. The psychotic joy derived from learning that your teacher is on MC that causes you to dance around and flail your arms like a monkey who has just discovered that the former ninth planet of the solar system is not called Pluto but Banana.
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